MichaelxJoAnn Rule

imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 272 points –
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My wife: They don't even sell the same stuff.

Me:Yeah, I'm sure they had to split their assets in the divorce.

Too bad they were just capitalists that ran out all the cool local stores and all share the same shitty patterns and designs.

Is this like Aldi and Lidl, or Puma and Adidas?

What’s the story behind Aldi and Lidl?

Warring brothers started each one

That's not the case, there's an ALDI north and south. The brothers Albrecht split because of a dispute on weather or not they should sell cigarettes. ALDI = Albrecht Discount.

Oh for real? I heard the wrong story then

It's because Michael got caught with his knick-knacks in a Hobby Lobby.

Don’t forget Hobby Lobby masturbating in the corner