itszednotzee

@itszednotzee@sopuli.xyz
32 Post – 72 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

“It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum” - abraham lincoln (2008) on the collapse of the roman empire
“One bocchillion sold!” - hitori (bocchi the rock) gotou
後藤ひとりさんは「俺のこと何だと思ってるんだ?私は海軍特殊部隊を首席で卒業したんだ」と怒鳴りました
ズィーじゃないよ、ゼッドだよ!
Painfully unfunny.

bro ran out of lemmy userbase

Someone say something stupid so I can make a post about users abusing their privileges

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Ok, but I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money.

I accused them of blackmail, called them 'noise' and 'landed gentry' and most of them came back. Thanks for the suggestion!

"What should I do (I'm white)" Literally shut up, nobody asked which race you are, in my eyes it's irrelevant. The fact that race influences chess so much is a symptom of inherent systemic racism in the world.

Holy shit that's actually a thing. Wait no uhh I mean uhh Holy chess variant

WTF???? Stop abusing your privileges bro!!! WTF is this shit you are talking about bro??? of course en peasant if forced!!!111! My dad works at chess and hes gonna get you banned bro!!!1111!

actually I have no fucking clue, the board is completely fucked. 2 kings next to each other??? and how the hell does the butterfly or supply convoy move?

I hired some guy but he seems to be organising the revolution into a unified communist state and industrialising instead?

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oh shit

May 2021 NYC "Heaven Stairway incident"

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God, that screenshot got obliterated by compression

anarchy

🔊 ăn′ər-kē
noun

  1. Absence of any form of political authority.
  2. Political disorder and confusion.
  3. Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose.
  4. Absence or insufficiency of government; a state of society in which there is no capable supreme power, and in which the several functions of the state are performed badly or not at all; social and political confusion.
  5. Specifically A social theory which regards the union of order with the absence of all direct government of man by man as the political ideal; absolute individual liberty.
  6. Confusion in general.
  7. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.
  8. Hence, confusion or disorder, in general.
  9. The state of a society being without authorities or a governing body.

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.
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JÖT!

Google en cattant

I'm gonna abuse my mod powers by not banning you hehehe

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What the hell am I supposed to do for this!??

Holy federated link aggregator!

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Holy fucking shit

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WTF, that notification just stole my entire screen

FFS, I was going to the r/copypasta subreddit to get the "racist chess" copypasta and I get told to go to lemmy. bruh

Yes, chess takes place in NYC. I asked garry chess

Holy hell

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This is epic

How tf should I do this lmao
I need suggestions. and which one???

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shit, I didn't save the gimp file for that day

bro, WTF am I even looking at here?

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Holy clusterfuck!

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sure lol

Infinity for reddit 👍

needs more ERA

Now the new slaves pawns are also revolting, what now?

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/unanarchy for a sec
I can't see any of the last three posts, I got a report for spam but there isn't anything I can do. I only saw the reported one and the poster deleted it.
/reanarchy
Google en spamant

my home instance is down, this is the board:

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ok fuck it, this is taking way too long. imma just do something quick so this starts again

I need suggestions on how to represent this

Anyone know where I can upload videos for lemmy? I don't want to use streamable because of the time limit and I can't find a peertube instance to sign up for. I have a folder full of video shitposts I need to share

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(Apoll)o👍

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Just testing if I can see this comment from kbin

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