SUGGEST AMENDMENT:

2026

- if still insane, [start podcast]

- if normal, start podcast

*slowly reaches for the power button

o7

*spits out coffee i mean pee

kek

Wake up babe, new SCP just dropped.

aPpEaLInG To IgNoRaNcE is a losers excuse!

Yep! It's just like Insane Clown Posse, but with therapy.

Some of them are really good, but yeah some are just okay.

BRAINROT GIRLFRIEND

Did someone say Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism? Because I heard Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism.

but several users noticed and took to online forums to complain.

There's at least 7 users that are, therefore all 180,000,000 users are unhappy. It's extremely simple logic.

https://www.wikihow.com/Do-the-Time-Warp

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

...your PC may have been exposed to a rootkit or other malicious software that could cause further damage."

"The rootkit you installed on your pc allowed a rootkit or other malicious software to be installed on your PC."

Please mark this NSFW. The entire train is masturbating now.

frfr

I fully agree.

*continues staring at screen for the next 15 hours

Too late, Canada's banned Raspberry Pi's already. :(

Maybe it's fake, but I like to think each and every postal worker knew where it was going and decided to let it be delivered.

The fact that it took people not involved with Microsoft to point out and initiate internal change should be everything anyone needs to know.

I would say people in countries with poor or non-existent public education are more prone. The USA's public education system was eviscerated in the 70's I think.

If only these groups spent all that money in underserved areas and paying artists. Classically, they'll instead go after the people filling their own service gaps.

Sounds like some religious bullshit.

"That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, [...]"

Yep...

"But we have a hundred years before the environment collapses!?"

Theoretically yes, but there's that sticky point of what happens to us when the environment is collapsing dying.

Pretty sure Experimental Psychologist is the title of that job. Or neuroscientist? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Cognitive Neuroscientist.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982222007047

*THE REWARD WAS BELLY RUBS

Circumventing oppression.

https://www.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/new/

:D

“When I was a kid we were lucky if we only had to wait 9 months to rent a theatrical release. The generation before mine had to hope and pray a favorite of theirs would be re-released or air on one of, like, 7 TV channels. ‘I want it now’ is not a real justification for piracy.”

They would do the same if they weren't so old and crusty.

*I'm probably around the same age as this bastard. At least I'm not as crusty.

Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations

Wow.

What an excellent way to make straight males question their sexuality that was informed almost entirely by popular culture.

I love how no one is ever going to start calling it "X" because it's just dumb. It will forever be "X-formerly-Twitter".

Situation: There are 14 competing streaming platforms.

Ridiculous! We need one streaming platform for all the media licenses.

Situation: There are 15 competing streaming platforms.

https://xkcd.com/927/

How about some advanced biology where you take into account each individuals hormone production levels, types of hormones produced, amount of receptors for each hormone and probably a bunch of other stuff that I don't know about.

Toyota, and Japan as a whole, are in a tricky situation with their electric grid. It's been developed separately by nine different companies in each region; the southern regions use 60 Hz supply cycles, where-as the northern regions (including Tokyo Electric) use 50 Hz. Add to this the populations reluctance for nuclear power after Fukushima, and you get a very fragile supply grid with limited capacity. Toyota is gunning hard for Hydrogen because Japan itself can't support EVs and for some reason it doesn't want to/can't manufacture both.

Microsoft buys Minecraft; forces users to migrate to Microsoft accounts; after ~3 years all non-migrated accounts are deleted. In contrast, if you have a pre-Google youtube account, you can still migrate that 17 year old account.

Mojang Minecraft accounts were paid for, but Microsoft deleted them if they didn't migrate after those three years. Many people who had "bought" the game weren't able to access multiplayer any more after serving in the military, getting out of prison, etc.

He argues that buying a videogame doesn't mean you actually own; however, in my view since you can still play offline, you can.

Are there like hobby Minecraft servers not related to Microsoft? I'm thinking like the Library map and such.

*I feel I must add that I've never played Minecraft.

TIME TO BECOME A COG IN PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF THE ORPHAN CRUSHING MACHINE SOCIETY

COCK OUT

Or just a co-op house so we don't feel obligated to copulate with each other, which we could do any ways in a co-op but only if we actually want to.