🤑 Marketing for the marketing god! Data for the data throne!

A few cents per gigabyte ackshually.

I wish someone shown this to my parents at any point in their lives! Haha! :D

At least I'm good at acting! Haha!

grim dark dank

We need to test this. It is of utmost importance, straight to human trials. When's the next flight to Jurassic Park?

*No, we don't need the condoms.

"Hi, nice to meet you. Look how weird my thumb is."

You can't explain stupid to stupid.

Read: More advertising for piracy.

How gracious of them.

It's almost as if some desk jockey used photos from their family vacation lol.

Do they remember?

Private meeting rooms huh?

...your PC may have been exposed to a rootkit or other malicious software that could cause further damage."

"The rootkit you installed on your pc allowed a rootkit or other malicious software to be installed on your PC."

“this is a company for grown ups.”

That's too bad. I was thinking of getting their phone when I needed a new one, I guess I'll just add them to my mental list of companies to avoid.

"New study shows that food has nutrients"

Please mark this NSFW. The entire train is masturbating now.

frfr

Wake up babe, new SCP just dropped.

I fully agree.

*continues staring at screen for the next 15 hours

Too late, Canada's banned Raspberry Pi's already. :(

Maybe it's fake, but I like to think each and every postal worker knew where it was going and decided to let it be delivered.

The fact that it took people not involved with Microsoft to point out and initiate internal change should be everything anyone needs to know.

Real talk:

Thomas has a natural talent of helping people figure shit out about themselves.

I would say people in countries with poor or non-existent public education are more prone. The USA's public education system was eviscerated in the 70's I think.

If only these groups spent all that money in underserved areas and paying artists. Classically, they'll instead go after the people filling their own service gaps.

"I wonder what all these flaps are for? Weird to put them on top of the cash things."

Let me interject for a moment,

What you are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. Thank you for taking your time to cooperate with with me, your friendly GNU+Linux neighbor, Richard Stallman.

Sounds like some religious bullshit.

"That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, [...]"

Yep...

BRAINROT GIRLFRIEND

"But we have a hundred years before the environment collapses!?"

Theoretically yes, but there's that sticky point of what happens to us when the environment is collapsing dying.

Pretty sure Experimental Psychologist is the title of that job. Or neuroscientist? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Cognitive Neuroscientist.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982222007047

*THE REWARD WAS BELLY RUBS

Circumventing oppression.

https://www.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/new/

:D

I'd rather wait for at least a 1080 webrip than to suffer through the cruddy audio and visuals of a cam. Heck, I don't even like going to the theatre, why would I pretend to do that in 480p with early 2000's cellphone audio?

I feel that. Without caffeine and anger I would just be a sad, highly compressed ball of sadness and stress and sadness.

“When I was a kid we were lucky if we only had to wait 9 months to rent a theatrical release. The generation before mine had to hope and pray a favorite of theirs would be re-released or air on one of, like, 7 TV channels. ‘I want it now’ is not a real justification for piracy.”

They would do the same if they weren't so old and crusty.

*I'm probably around the same age as this bastard. At least I'm not as crusty.

https://whereislibgen.vercel.app/

I can also see multiple instances of libgen. It's not dead lol.

Read as:

Piracy as a Scapegoat for Financial Mismanagement

Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations

Wow.