loz

@loz@aussie.zone
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Joined 13 months ago

It's worse than that, when this all started I had a look at their Wikipedia entry. They have 2000 employees across 5 locations. What in the ever loving Christ are they all doing if that app is the best they can do?

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It can go either way. I mostly use it on inanimate objects that have injured me.

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  • The name of your first crush.
  • Your religious beliefs.
  • Your innermost fears.
  • That thing you did in June of 2007 that you must never speak about.
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pegged him

Please I've just eaten breakfast.

Jesus, how many fucking amihot style subs are there now?

Jesus it sounds like they took a look at /r/subredditsimulator and thought, "hey let's make the whole site like that".

Does that imply that the cat was still licking the vet's penis at the usual rate?

I wasn't addressing an individual, see screenshot.

This could be the intro to a found footage horror film about a cannibal that smokes his victims.

"Weed smoking" before each of the others.

Weed smoking gay room etc etc

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Getting rick-rolled in text form was a fun new experience.

Lots of trees :)

I was once suspended for making a dumb dick joke, something like “that guy must be hung” (it made sense in context, stupid sense, but sense nonetheless). This was reported as a threat of violence or whatever. I appealed, explaining that I wasn’t wishing anyone to be hanged, merely suggesting that they must have a large penis and got my account back.

Meanwhile racist dogwhistles and rampant transphobia abound with little consequence.

If we don't open the cage, how do we let the lions in?

I am proud to say that Young Einstein is my favourite Australian movie of all time.

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Ben Shapiro took notes in a Barbie movie.

How much are billboards these days?

More importantly make sure you have turned the damn thing on properly in the first place. I don't even smoke anymore and it's a problem.

And don't forget the Joker!

They're super cereal this time.

“Eternal torture and suffering is one thing, but I cannot tolerate greedy little pig boys.” - Satan

"Yeah it's just this really obscure 90s band from Seattle that no vapid 25 year old girl such as yourself would have heard of. Sad story actually, the singer blew his brains out."

too tough for dolls

Either that or he doesn't want people to know what he does to them.

I'd like it how it is now but a bit more active, like reddit circa 2008 when I first joined. Sure there were memes and shitposts, which are fun and have their place, but even then the discussions on news stories and other serious topics were of unusually good quality. Tildes captures the later quite well, but is also pretty quiet.

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Wefwef is great, but if Christian did Apollo for lemmy there’d be a pretty bloody big wave. The guy deserves his rest though, given everything.

My country and city subs mostly. I still visit covidlonghaulers a bit, because it's nice to hear from people in the same boat when everyone seems to be acting like it's all over. I also have a frankly unhealthy addiction to publicfreakout, which I'm working on.

Sorry, I was bored one day.

What I wouldn't give to see Patrick Bateman hacking Jared Leto to death while ranting about Coldplay.

Now there's an interesting idea, what if the film is 3 hours long due to alternate endings?

  1. The real one.
  2. It ignites the atmosphere and everyone dies.
  3. It fizzles out and we get ourselves a prequel to Man in the High Castle.

Isn't the wiki media foundation planning a reddit like site?

Funny, I didn't even notice, just came up on the feed :)

Ooh, didn't know we had a trackers community yet, cheers.

There's a popular YouTuber called "the critical drinker" who recently posted a deranged rant on the film that sums up the "backlash" from these people.