As someone who owns my own home, let me just say...me too. I don't care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don't know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

Yup. "Trans" is the new "witch".

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven't learned to properly process the video.

"Why are you in palliative?"

"Silicosis."

"Brah, that is so fkn chad!"

But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

They"re not my favourite, but they're definitely #2

I prefer flam over flim.

Because they're openly dissing their userbase?

A tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen -- maybe even a tax cut for me!

And that should be good for your mintal health!

Yup, and chirping their morning call.

"PiTtEr PaTtEr LeT's GeT aTtEr!!1"

Like how a dude penned "In Flanders' Fields" in WW1, and Canada lost every war since. /s

breaks it off

Ow

Well, that's a brand new sentence.

Go fish.

Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.

Is it weird that this turns me on a little?

Somewhere in the Reichstag: "Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!"

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven't looked back.

Right?! The perfect con for people who've been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

But why?

"All right! More band music! Let's never leave!," exclaimed the football fans.

Just use her mum's maiden name

I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

Dihydrogenmonoxidemelon

If they did, it would be over Harold Ramis' dead body.

You don't even get to control your own image of yourself.

Who's gonna paint over the outlets and cockroaches? Who's gonna wait months for that heater part to get delivered?

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

Gaynnondorf

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

Was this down by the bay?

"WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?!"

Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall

No truth-handler me :(

With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin...i'm imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

Diddy did it.

I hear you. I'm an insufferable morning person, but my son goes harder and is almost always up before sunrise.

He's looking very corgulent today.

Considering I have a decent chance of getting a "Please wait -- updating" message when trying to play a damn videogame nowadays, that's not out of the realm of possibility.