mack7400

@mack7400@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say...me too. I don't care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don't know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

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Yup. "Trans" is the new "witch".

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Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven't learned to properly process the video.

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"Why are you in palliative?"

"Silicosis."

"Brah, that is so fkn chad!"

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But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

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They"re not my favourite, but they're definitely #2

I prefer flam over flim.

Because they're openly dissing their userbase?

And that should be good for your mintal health!

Like how a dude penned "In Flanders' Fields" in WW1, and Canada lost every war since. /s

Yup, and chirping their morning call.

"PiTtEr PaTtEr LeT's GeT aTtEr!!1"

breaks it off

Ow

Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.

Go fish.

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Well, that's a brand new sentence.

Is it weird that this turns me on a little?

Somewhere in the Reichstag: "Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!"

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"All right! More band music! Let's never leave!," exclaimed the football fans.

Just use her mum's maiden name

But why?

If they did, it would be over Harold Ramis' dead body.

You don't even get to control your own image of yourself.

Dihydrogenmonoxidemelon

Who's gonna paint over the outlets and cockroaches? Who's gonna wait months for that heater part to get delivered?

Gaynnondorf

No truth-handler me :(

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin...i'm imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall

Was this down by the bay?

"WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?!"

20231984

Donnie Darkroast

He's looking very corgulent today.

Considering I have a decent chance of getting a "Please wait -- updating" message when trying to play a damn videogame nowadays, that's not out of the realm of possibility.

I hear you. I'm an insufferable morning person, but my son goes harder and is almost always up before sunrise.

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There's a reason Woodie Guthrie wrote "This Machine Kills Fascists" on his guitar.

Ngl, I kinda want one. I'd never use it, but just showing it to visitors woud be fun.

Nor "fucking up a child's life just to get some jollies".

So...if someone found a nail that was a part of Theseus' ship, and rebuilt it around the nail, would it become the oldest ship afloat?