Oh the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a pickle has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it out of sight

The image description is quite offensive. This is not a ravioli, it's a Maultasche. You wouldn't call a burrito a dürüm, would you?

@cows_are_underrated@feddit.de

If anything, it's the other way around

The CNN headline is a bit misleading. It's not the International Criminal Court as a whole that is seeking these arrest warrants but the ICC's chief prosecutor Karim Khan. The judges have yet to decide on these warrants.

[Side note: This is the same kind of lazy journalism that uses terms like EU chief or EU leader interchangeably for the President of the European Commission (Ursula von der Leyen) and the President of the European Council (Charles Michel). If this was limited to a short headline, I could excuse it, but CNN continues with the same wording in the first sentence of the article: "The International Criminal Court is seeking arrest warrants for ..." which is absolutely unnecessary, even if CNN clarifies things later.]

Saarland in Germany, supposedly

Otto.de is a big German online retailer.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

What exactly does European mindset mean? Jumping out of the train at every stop to seek out a yellow square painted on the platform floor?

You might not know it, but catapults were originally invented to deliver ads across long distances. Only later was their usefulness for warfare discovered.
After the invention of the airship, catapults became obsolete for advertising. They continued to be used though in the trenches of World War I.

In Germany, you can choose between the feudal potato museum and the communist potato museum, in Canada only between the Irish and the Italian one.

Also for ironing

How is that GDPR compliant?

I don't think Mother Theresa ever had to pay a porn star not to tell the public about her cheating on her pregnant wife while running for office.

If they just charged you for not showing you ads, that might be an alternative solution for monetisation, rather than the current model of charging you for not accepting cookies.

A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)

Out of the loop?

I'd guess they use this method rather than something else like poisoning whenever they want to make very apparent what happened, as a warning

Being concerned about "unchecked immigration" in Brandenburg an der Havel of all places. This town has lost more than a quarter of its population since 1990. It has no immigration problem but an emigration problem.

The Diet of Worms isn't bad, but I prefer the Erfurt Latrine Disaster among cursed events in medieval German politics.

You can change your display name but your user handle is fixed.

I imagine being able to change your user handle could cause issues with federation. If you changed your user handle, your instance would have to notify all other instances. If one instance didn't get this information, your account before and after the change would look like two separate accounts on that instance.

As far as I'm aware, no AfD politician has yet been caught working for the Mossad.
That might just be a question of time though. Or Mossad agents might be more effective at recruiting the more intelligent AfD members and thereby avoid discovery.
Antisemitism being widespread within the AfD could complicate things further though money might prevail here.

Didn't some Australian prime minister mysteriously disappear in the ocean?

Are you sure he wasn't liquidated? To keep him from spilling secrets on that intelligence service?

AfD probably approves of their treatment of Muslim minorities

Puts aluminum hat on
Trans are, on average, less likely to vote Republican than Cis folks.
Takes aluminum hat off
Republicans have to keep voters scared. Otherwise they might consider voting for other parties.

Him and Bavarian conservatives are truly one of a kind, saving on flood prevention (and hating drag queens reading books).

Kar-tof-feln! Koch se, stampf se, steck se inne Pastete.

The only valid way to combine ice cream and pasta

Wüge

Finally, after all those years, I've scrolled to the bottom of the picture.

Have you seen their cows?

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penisverletzungen_bei_Masturbation_mit_Staubsaugern

Isn't Photoshop by a lot of big corporations. Why would they sign up to that? Or do they get an exemption that isn't available to private individuals?

Why should you be allowed to advertise the price without the tax. Companies should already knock the applicable tax rate when they write these ads and could easily advertise "$x.99, $y.99 with tax".

These are colour-coded the wrong way round. Red should be hot, blue cold. Just have a look at your god damn kitchen tap!!!

Humans generally don't want to interact with needles while waiting to get their coffee. Needles are pointy and can poke you.

Here in Germany, drinking water isn't fluoridated but fluoridated salt is sold at every grocery store. I assume that fluoridated salt isn't as easily available to those in the US who could now end up without fluoridated water, is it?

DJTEEZOTUS just rolls off the tongue

Ratio'd isn't even GenZ but Millenial, right?