It always bugged me that we never talked about the fact that Pence wouldn’t be alone with non-wife women because apparently every single woman, given time alone with Mike Pence would be unequivocally down to clown. The only question was whether Pence would allow the alone time to happen.

And soon, I shall be President of the World

Bold of you to assume Steven Miller didn’t put out

Well that’s enough Lemmy for today

I don’t know anything about AI but I was trying to have Bing generate a photo of Jesus Christ and Satan pointing guns at the screen looking cool af and it rejected my prompt because of guns. So I substituted “guns” for “realistic looking water guns” and it generated the image immediately. I am writing my thesis tonight.

In your best Ace Ventura voice: “If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer.”

Good luck with your surgery, hope it goes well and your recovery is as easy as it can be. 🙏

You look like someone who eats hot dogs the long way

“I don’t personally like their games so I hope all of the hundreds of employees working on them lose their jobs and their families are devastated by life changing hardship”

I think you missed the exit for Reddit, it was back there a ways.

agility

More like aghillity

Yes, but now he’s lying again

Haha I was just kidding, that was a plotline on The Office.

Alex Jones is a big piece of shit

I, for one, value your contribution to the discourse 🙏

Why are you all over this thread shilling for a predatory subscription model by a multibillion dollar corporation? Very strange behavior.

This happened to me at work, a coworker planted a listening device in a wooden mallard and gave it to me as a gift. He was trying to collect evidence against me for attempted blackmail. I put my phone next to it and heard the staticky feedback which gave it away.

Mans dad is the regional manager at Audi of Greater Akron

Antisemitism is a feature, not a bug in the modern GOP

Elon is that you?

Took me a full sixty seconds to understand how OPs post made you think about a shower before I realized which community this was smh

And harsh penalties (that are actually enforced) for officers turning them off or obstructing them in any way

Because he used a walkie talkie in the wooden mallard as a listening device and it was actually from an episode of The Office

This is a catastrophically bad take on what they said. Condemnation of Israeli war crimes does not equal antisemitism or an endorsement of Hamas. You can abhor Hamas and Israeli war crimes at the same time, the two are not mutually exclusive.

But I suspect you already knew that.

Phoenix police have pattern of violating civil rights and using excessive force

I’m not even saying you’re wrong necessarily, but it’s just very weird behavior to take this aggressive of a pro-corporate stance on something I think everyone should agree is a shitty, unnecessary practice. Regardless of the use case, locking features behind a paywall is always a shitty thing for a multibillion dollar company to do.

Plus once you’re out of your stupid meeting you can celebrate with popcorn

Good luck with your knee surgery, buddy 🙏

“Gonorrhea Alert” is the sickest burn to say when someone you don’t like walks into the room

This was strangely reassuring 🥹

His name is Michael but it’s spelled Mouchel

Makes you wonder why they’d shout hurrah in that situation.

I don’t want to be in hell with that removed.

Dying to know which word got removed when “cunt” was perfectly acceptable.

My favorite thing online is Very Serious Shitposts.

That it’s not Reddit.

Now I need chocolate!!!

Ruining historic natural monuments is somehow not first on the list of American Boy Scout leader atrocities 🫤

Oh they understand that perfectly well, the trouble is that they choose not to make that distinction because otherwise the basis for their entire anti-Palestinian worldview collapses

Baby’s First Seditious Conspiracy

It is a fact that Israel under Netanyahu empowered and propped up Hamas. An indisputable fact. Thus a logical argument can be made that Israel stood to benefit from Hamas in power. Not sure what’s made up about that.

Again, criticism of Israel does not equal hatred of Israel or antisemitism in any way. It’s a bad faith argument to act like they’re the same.

The Dalai Lameow

How to kill a company in 300 easy cuts

So, we’re allowed to say cunt but not The B Word™️?