What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!
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In your best Ace Ventura voice: “If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer.”
Good luck with your surgery, hope it goes well and your recovery is as easy as it can be. 🙏
Similarly,"and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"
Those were Jesus’s last words.
:: SpongeBob three days later meme ::
For a second I thought that was your suggestion for what OP should say to the surgeon.
We should normalize wishing your surgeon good luck, have fun before he operates on you, and then GG if it’s successful and you live