pacmondo

@pacmondo@sh.itjust.works
1 Post – 99 Comments
Joined 11 months ago

EU, please let Canada in while you're at it. We share a border with denmark

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I think it was all the guys airdropping people dick pics in public places that killed it

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So they can take more bribes, obviously.

Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao

Yes

I don't mean to be insensitive but what's keeping you at a job that hasn't given you a raise in 9 years? I would have been polishing up my resume after year 2s review with nothing to show for it

Yeah, I'm currently in school for opticianry in Canada and both doctors and opticians are required to give you a written prescription that you can take elsewhere, and in most if not all provinces they have to put your PD on it too

Wholly unsurprising

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I feel like after a few days chained to a tree your sense of time might not be very reliable

Americans will do anything to avoid standard measurements

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You gotta force an extra syllable in, otherwise it doesnt work

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Poor, if my google search results are anything to go by

Born 2 shit forced 2 wipe

Yes, you're correct, customer. The more likely answer is not that I am telling the truth, it is that I get off on being willfully obstinate and making up for problems. I'm out to get you.

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To anyone who hasnt: do it! I did it a year ago and the only things you cant do are games with kernel level anticheat, but pretty much any of those games arent worth playing in my opinion anyways.

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More like have captured. The supreme court and the appellate, at least

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All I know is no matter how careful I was, it would end up not connecting unless it was held at exactly the right angle. I've yet to have a single USB-C connector have the issue

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As soon as I opened it I was like "Wasn't it a dude last time?"

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Good luck out there, I know Florida isn't the easiest place to be trans right now. I hope it's validating for you!

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You're right. Since they don't have every book ever written, why bother even looking?

I have never eaten at taco bell before but now I feel like I have. Thank you for this high effort as fuck post.

lmao is that artifical intelligence gore or Al Gore the politician

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Looks like connections are onion-routed and it has its own built-in discovery

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Its just german, it says "The Mart"

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That's like half of the "allure" of the Federalist Society: access to powerful people and financiers

A bunch of white people in the united states are worried about birth rates because immigrant birth rates are high whereas white birth rates are on the decline. They're worried about white people becoming a minority because even though if you asked them they would say no, they know that minorities are treated poorly here.

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Not to take away from your experience because I'm sure it was genuinely wonderful, but all I can picture for that support group is a bunch of absurd VRchat avatars sitting in a circle for a therapy session.

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All of this just feels like the start. Good luck out there, everybody. I hope we all make it.

Even his affairs are artificial inseminations. He and his father believe in the whole "we need to breed back the white race with good stock" and so he's all about having plenty of kids that he has nothing to do with

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Sober? Meh. Stoned? Gimme 3 boxes

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That or keep submitting different but equally racially gerrymandered maps until you run out of time and "Whoops, guess we gotta use one of the pile of racist ones"

Except that Tesla is approving a bonus for Musk greater than the cost of his purchase of Twitter...

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I mean, there are also passengers. Or people on trains or on buses.

It's not in the default F-droid repo, but you can get it on fdroid in the izzyondroid repo

Unfortunately the new law seems to only cover "anal, oral, and vaginal sexual contact". So unfortunately that totally excludes any kind of forced envelopment.

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The criticism is all in your head, friend. I was merely expressing a feeling of deja-vu.

The best thing I've ever done was get a phone plan with call control. Basically before my phone even rings the person on the end gets prompted with a random number they have to press on their phone to connect. My number of spam calls has gone from several a day to two total calls in the last month.

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Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you're not that far off: https://www.foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-8414617

Nah, my steam deck comes with me to the front

That sounds like a quick way to make super tumors