pancakes

@pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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Joined 1 years ago

IT'S BIONICLE MONDAY EVERY MONDAY!!!

This might be a hot take but any leadership selection where candidates are ranked in terms of how lucid they are is a bad time for all involved.

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Agreed. My cat would never dare put the roll on the wrong way.

Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"

Another lazy iteration of a yearly sports game with massive glaring issues? Colour me shocked, surprised, and astonished.

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For situations like this, I suggest blissful ignorance.

When the cringy rich dingus tells you to code something that is impossible to do with the current infrastructure and the timeframe but instead of explaining because you know he'll have a temper tantrum, you just do the best you can knowing it won't work but are already looking for other jobs so you don't actually care that much.

Maybe you're in the wrong communities, i see one Elon post every 100 or so posts.

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I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

Absolutely rockstar

You mean the 50 hour freedom clock? One hour for each state, yee-haw!

Many words come to mind when i think of EA and "thoughtful" is an antonym of most of them.

It really was the 9/11 of the Jenga industry.

Or contribute to society at all really

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You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?

Go easy on them, this was from a time before humanity had the sun.

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Currently sorting posts by "Hot"

Yeah I am

I feel like at this point you could just do the opposite of whatever old musky says and you'd be doing pretty alright for yourself.

"I carry out the will of God."

It's sad that people think like this

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Tap or filtered water. It's both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.

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Trans rights!

I'm more of a casual user so I haven't seen the transphobia here but fuck transphobes and you should all have a place to feel safe.

It wouldn't feel right if it didn't have the exact same bugs as the last 4 Bethesda releases.

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I'm a generally unpleasant person to be around.

Checkmate liberals.

"Daddy's emeralds" is even more accurate.

He just got approved for that big $40+ billion compensation package from Tesla so he's got lots to work with.

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What sources do you have to back that up?

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Don't bread on me

It's her expression that gets me

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I have a close trans friend as well as a co-worker and I would say just do whatever you were doing before, but this time trans. Sure, you'll have to have "the talk" with your friends to ensure they're cool, but being trans doesn't change your personality or interests. You're still the same person at your core, you're just living your truer self. So if you liked playing d&d before, keep doing that. If you like gaming, keep gaming.

I think it's that 10 years is a long time, it isn't when it comes to something we love. A truly loved game is a game you'll want to go back and play 20+ years later. 10 years is when games just start feeling nostalgic.

I'm not racist but (the most racist thing I've heard in years)

It must be fun going through life without critically thinking about anything.

The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.

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Ah yes, Germany and Sweden. The last bastions for criminals all around the world. Oh wait, I'm 6-7 times as likely to be murdered in the US then those two places (Source).

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That's a funny way to say "Bootlicker of the month".

That's when everyone finds out the hard way that the cause of death was poisoned food from the pantry.

If you don't think of it in the context of Reddit's bullshit, the idea of having special avatars that you have to pay for as a form of monetization isn't the worst thing imo. As long as it doesn't negatively affect users and isn't on top of other predatory forms of monetization.

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Oh deer...

Whoa, trig doesn't deserve to be catching strays like that

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Also the ease of use, automatic game updates, and supporting game development.

DRM makes me not want to support the game development.

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