The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.
There’s a better then 50% chance someone wants to fuck you in a half-full subway car.
And a 100% chance if you're on the same half-full subway car as Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart.
I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying 'I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.'
I'd make an exception to that rule for you ;-)
Yeah, vegans aren't known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.
I'll have you know, though, that while I'm a hippie in the "far left anti-authoritarian pacifist" way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁
The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.
There’s a better then 50% chance someone wants to fuck you in a half-full subway car.
And a 100% chance if you're on the same half-full subway car as Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart.
I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying 'I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.'
I'd make an exception to that rule for you ;-)
Yeah, vegans aren't known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.
I'll have you know, though, that while I'm a hippie in the "far left anti-authoritarian pacifist" way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁