Huh? Alabama is so fucking screwed up they refuse to "kill" a frozen embryo because it's made in god's image. Still, they will not hesitate to execute a felon with the death penalty even though he is living and breathing already in god's image. Can someone explain this to me slowly? I'm old.

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

1. Wear an eye patch
2. Buy a sword
3. Move to Somalia

Why? Biden showed that a real politician can win a primary without being on the ballot by winning New Hampshire. Oh, right, Trump isn't a real politician.

I'd buy a pair if they let me shove them right up his fat ass sideways.

GOP.... pro-life before birth but pro-death (penalty) after birth? Confusing isn't it?

He already lost. Is he clinically insane?

But he isn't a crook...

Only WASP life with a little Catholic included but just a little 😘

Sorry Elon, she won't sleep with you.

Isn't that a bit overkill.

Something like 13.8 billion years from the Big Bang till I was born. Still not sure it was worth the damn wait.

How do I give 500 upvotes?

Huh? Alabama is so fucking screwed up they refuse to "kill" a frozen embryo because it's made in god's image. Still, they will not hesitate to execute a felon with the death penalty even though he is living and breathing already in god's image. Can someone explain this to me slowly? I'm old.

Is this the GOP's mascot?

Always knew they were stupid.

Drink tons of water so you never get kidney stones cause if you do you better have a VERY high pain tolerance.

This smells EXACTLY like the report on Hillary's emails that came out just before the election that didn't amount to anything but losing the election for her.

what about the dreaded Billary?

Sounds just as awful if not worse as depression can be.

CP is illegal. Communities have been shut for less. Go look at the shitposting community over at Lemmy.world. They shut down overCSAM and started an application system for membership.

ok....since my stroke in 2020 I've been diagnosed with clinical depression, who the hell am I scamming? Anyway, I've found that if I drink 32 ounces of water before bed every night, I have a reason to get out of bed every day....no seriously, if you're depressed, see a doctor.

Were they barred for being Muslim or were they barred because they had their faces covered?

Or could it simply have been exactly what the article said, that they caused problems at past events?

I'll bet those 2 downvotes were from Elon Musk and his sock account.

Mods should react to reports, if not what fucking good are they?

I declare Japan as mine. That is a direct threat to Iran. You guys pissed yet? Want to start WW III?

Wonder how Pogo feels about this?

Canada

This is beginning to sound just like Grandpa Simpson's prophecy....Eeepah 😅

Aww

Everybody isn't denied the first time. Some disabilities are blue-lighted which means automatic approval. I had a hemorrhagic stroke back in 2020 and I was trying to return to work till I found out I needed brain surgery. I applied for disability and it was backdated to the date of my stroke,

Custody?! In prison? Nah Trumpy boy is never gonna set foot in prison. Guantanamo is never gonna close though...

Bad eyes...sorry

Wow, 4 whole delegates, Ain't no stopping him now.

Social media is probably the most insidious weapon of mass destruction nobody ever thought of.

I thought it ran on Dunkin^TM^

explain that to me like I'm a senior citizen.

What about antisemitism before 1947? If the present rise in antisemitism is rooted in Israeli governmental policy, then before there was an Israeli government, by that logic there should be no cause for antisemitism. Yet, we all know too well how untrue that statement is.

Not parts of 410. And most of the rural roads in Ontario suck.

In cyberspace silly 😜

We all know what can be done to a claim without evidence right?