but they are now ignoring me.

Hmm. Did you try giving them your email address?

Not proceeding for now.

Basile says he’s also spent his free time studying AI tools, and he keeps tweaking his resume, cutting it from 10 pages to two, then beefing it up to 24.

Maybe he should start by dropping that tome of a resume.

What the heck is a camera shoe?

he installed “accountability software” called Covenant Eyes on his devices in order to abstain from internet porn

Covenant Eyes sounds like some Handmaid's Tale shit.

The fact that these decisions are coming down from the ex-CEO of EA Games . . . .

This guy speedrunning the enshittification game. Oceangate needs to build another sub, stat.

Kbin/Lemmy has taught me that this was probably taken in an IT Security office.

Why not? Consume without contributing.

Run ad blockers.

Edit: Here's the GOAT—https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
Not well-versed with mobile solutions. Maybe use something like Brave with built-in blockers. Or run reddit through something like Hermit App which also has blockers.

Someone archived all the quotes on the Internet Archive.

Phew. Otherwise we'd need to share all the quotes by mouth around a hobo campfire.
I've read Fahrenheit 451 so i noe.

They gonna release an ad-supported version to turn you into a walking billboard?

And then I remember.

Can you share with the rest of the class?

https://bash-org-archive.com/?127039

Is there surround sound for the glass shattering?

Ian's Shoelace Site:
Different ways to lace your shoes.

The Phrontistery:
Glossaries of, e.g., obscure words, lost words, etc.

Local library might even have an ebook lending service, in which case, you wouldn't even need to go anywhere. And the ebooks automatically return themselves.

That's disgusting! Where though?

Don't do that any more.

50% percent off a product that is almost guaranteed to lead to complete data loss?

Get them for people you hate. 😏

The fact that “mommy, what’s a <animal>?” future is becoming a reality should be a fucking emberassment for all of us.

Soon, we will only know their origami forms.

Jeremy Clarkson:
"The Chinese are very good at this sort of thing."

Red Dead Pixel Redemption.

I graduated with an assosites

I’m just thinking of going back to school

Good idea. 😏

Can't wait to see what Spez's golden 'chute looks like.

PiHole+Unbound . . . AirVPN with DNS blocking, mullvad Private DNS . . . Libretube

This is what I pictured reading all that.

Sadly tildes is invite only it seems.

People parrot this as if getting a Tildes invite is like getting invited to join the Freemasons or something like that—it's not that hard to get an invite.

And for those who are just going to lurk, you don't even need to register to view everything.

That list reads like a law enforcement surveillance request, wtf.

Threads: I see everything.

my face when face when my f when facle the when thface met face face when my

Should I, should, should, should I, sh-should I.

show up for a birthday party

That's because only one person gets gifts at a birthday party.

. . . applied to jobs with so generic job description, and than thay wanted a very specific thing. but no it was not in the job description.

It really is such horseshit. And guess what the salary is based on? The generic job description.

Employers out here expecting you to kill the Malaysian Prime Minister for a hand model's wage.

Guess you could say he ... jetskedaddled.

The ol', "can't be sick if you're dead."

How would we piece our history back together?

Maybe some kind of foundation to stem the period of bahbawism?

Maybe Jim Cramer's been ghostwriting for them.

Rollerskis.

They can reopen now.

Oh my God! That's disgusting! Naked pics online?!

and therefore alluring.

Indeed.

It’s actually “their’yre” dumby, learn ur words

SOme morans should of staid inn School!!

Why is it offensive?

It would probably be like calling Beemers and Mercedes bratwvrst-mobiles.

Image is from Cordelia (2019).

Are you a mind reader?!

Project Ad-mann.