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Oh. Yeah fuck this guy.

Huh?

Hasbro continuing to make shit decisions on behalf of WotC, the only sector of the company keeping it afloat.

He surely has enough money from Stardew to live comfortably for the rest of his life. Why would he need to publish anything?

Really weird to stumble onto a blog written by someone you vaguely knew in college almost 20 years ago... Anyway, nice job, Ed Zitron.

This is what the average American drives for their two hour commute.

What's with this constant attitude that Biden, in much better shape and not significantly older than Trump, is on the verge of death?

This is the most literal "not the onion" post I've ever seen.

This is fucking stupid. It's also probably like six people doing this.

Trump is way too spiteful for that.

How can I get some of that brainwashing for myself? That sounds awesome.

Now this is a solid April Fools joke.

How is this enshitification? They changed a policy and then reversed the change. So there has been exactly no change.

For real. I'm voting for Biden 100%. Charge Hunter with tax evasion or whatever nonsense he's guilty of, I don't care.

In Wisconsin, Republicans would win something like 40% of the vote and subsequently 60% of the seats. This district map, you see, is Fair and Balanced, as they say.

Soooooo what happens when he never pays it?

Yeah but don't you remember when there were those stickers on gas pumps? He decided crank the oil price lever in the Oval Office just to torture truck drivers, which is just plain rude.

/s (because inevitably someone will take this the wrong way)

AskMeLemmything

Set up a Mastodon server at Twitter.com and we're good to go.

It had video for a reeeaally long time.

Unless a bruised shoulder treated by frozen peas is severe enough to indicate amnesia, I doubt it.

You had me until the weird antisemitic pivot.

Was the officer drunk? How the fuck do you crash into a building like that?

Seriously there's no one more pedantic than gun enthusiasts.

Uhh what

I thought it was funny too, but man is it uncomfortable knowing that it could sway people away from voting for Biden and swing the scales in favor of Trump.

No mention of who they actually are and why the FBI was surveiling them?

Seriously, searching for anything on your PC is completely useless.

He's Vladimir Putin, not Vladimir Pupin.

Interest rates are also high.

Do you play indie games? They seem to be exactly what you're describing.

I don't know, the people who threw hissy fits about masking were Republicans, who, historically, don't vote for Democrats.

You will, of course, get NoSuchAnswer.

I liked his promotion of UBI, but that's about it.

Better leader? He's a great cult leader I guess.

I get what you're saying, but Hunter did recently plead guilty to tax crimes.

I'm ok with this, it was borderline spam with how many articles they managed to find and post all on the same theme.

I think mainly people are upset about the animal abuse occurring because of the research at the company.

Hmm, in my opinion, besides turning a blind eye to genocide, he's been much better than I expected. Keep in mind that he only has so much power when he only had control of the House for two years and never had a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. A lot of the executive branch policies he has pushed through have been more progressive than I expected from him.

I really thought this was The Onion.