Players (suspicious): "So what is it you're doing here, Sony?"
Sony: "Merchandizing."
Players: "Merchandizing? What's that?"
Sony: "Merchandizing! Come, I'll show you. Open up this door."
Sony: "Come, take a look! We've got the game's logo on everything. Merchandizing, merchandizing... Where the real money from the game is made."
Sony: "Palworld the t-shirt! Palworld the cell phone case! Palworld the laptop stickers! *Palworld, the flamethrower!"
Fwooosh!
Sony: "The kids love it."
No, we're not. Please send help.