Players (suspicious): "So what is it you're doing here, Sony?"
Sony: "Merchandizing."
Players: "Merchandizing? What's that?"
Sony: "Merchandizing! Come, I'll show you. Open up this door."
Sony: "Come, take a look! We've got the game's logo on everything. Merchandizing, merchandizing... Where the real money from the game is made."
Sony: "Palworld the t-shirt! Palworld the cell phone case! Palworld the laptop stickers! *Palworld, the flamethrower!"
Fwooosh!
Sony: "The kids love it."
Sony: "And lastly..." Gestures to a life-size Lovander doll
Sony: "Palworld the mega-doll! Pose it however you want! Stand it dramatically in a window! Lay it in bed and use it as a pillow!"
Sony (smugly): "But we know what you're really going to use it for. You naughty little hand-holder, you."
Players (suspicious): "So what is it you're doing here, Sony?"
Sony: "Merchandizing."
Players: "Merchandizing? What's that?"
Sony: "Merchandizing! Come, I'll show you. Open up this door."
Sony: "Come, take a look! We've got the game's logo on everything. Merchandizing, merchandizing... Where the real money from the game is made."
Sony: "Palworld the t-shirt! Palworld the cell phone case! Palworld the laptop stickers! *Palworld, the flamethrower!"
Fwooosh!
Sony: "The kids love it."
Sony: "And lastly..."
Gestures to a life-size Lovander doll
Sony: "Palworld the mega-doll! Pose it however you want! Stand it dramatically in a window! Lay it in bed and use it as a pillow!"
Sony (smugly): "But we know what you're really going to use it for. You naughty little hand-holder, you."
Spaceballs is a timeless classic.