Ocean-front property… 😜

These are, and forever will be, talismans of stupidity. Anyone seen driving one should be mocked until they feel the appropriate amount of shame for having bought one.

AI Pacino — robo-actor

AI Roker — actually could be a good name for a weather bot

AI Quaeda — fully autonomous terrorist organization

I’m sure all this is fine.

Sounds like the wife saw it happen if she saw them wrestling. Or are you doubting her recounting of events?

What is happening here, exactly?

What’s unreasonable and excessive about any of this?

Emulate that shit with Java!

People really need to be reminded how much blood it took for us to get a fucking weekend.

Who gives a shit about his offspring? What a ridiculous red herring. What’d be nice is a PRESIDENT who isn’t a problematic embarrassment of a human being, but somehow Trump’s chances aren’t even slim.

So your legal defence on behalf of Trump is, “your honour, who did my law-breaking hurt?”

You’re myopically fixated on a single case, too. Do the other 90 open cases against him somehow bolster your confidence in his innocence here? He’s being “attacked” because he’s a fucking crook. They will win some and lose others, but where he legally fucked up, he’ll face consequences. Period.

“Who’d he hurt?” Ri-goddamned-diculous.

Thanks for writing this. It will stick with me forever, I’m betting.

Please also read that one person’s post about the dangers of self-diagnosing!

Finally, just use the GitHub desktop app to frequently commit changes to a public repository containing your files. Others can fork it and make sure it lives on even if you decide to nuke it all at some point.

Beat me to it. Like… wow. Is this an ad?

But we aren’t intelligent without human training, either…

I’ve often fantasized about a 360 cam mounted on the tip of the vertical stabilizer, and then the crew can offer VR headsets that put you “in” the 360 lookout. It’d be like flying while sitting on top of the plane! Cool even in clouds / inclement weather. Could even stream those feeds to the public for cheap tours of the skies. Would be extra interesting during landing and takeoff, I think. Maybe have a few cams around the plane. Bottom, top, each wing, cockpit, etc.

I think it was just a wordy euphemism for sitting on the toilet.

Stop putting people on hold, period. We have the technology to just call back when they’re at or near the top of the queue. If they miss their call, maybe their number gets priority for an hour or something. Either way, when I get put on hold, I mostly fantasize about murdering whoever set up that system.

The Russian ballot box is a paper shredder that increments “Putin” by 1.

“We’re doing to inject you with what we’re calling a ‘genius enhancement serum’; it will fortify your already throbbing genius cells and keep you sharp as a tack, ensuring your every response is virtually perfect for your defence in this trial.”

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😴

Dictator Trump will surely see to this.

Random stranger here, but thanks for calling this out. Hope it helps OP, but I’m just generally glad to see someone’s paying that much attention on the internet.

What exactly is the joke? 🤔

It would, but it would also create lots of new problems. I would regain some hope for humanity, though, if the people finally woke up to the reality of their 350,000,000:1 ratio against their oppressors…

And it’s going to get so much better with more people flocking to it!

Best to keep titles short, and free of any context that might detract from the goal of building sympathy for business owners.

The vultures descended to make political and monetary opportunities despite the damage it would do to the country.

This is the tl;dr of every capitalist nation in history.

This is a legitimate desire, I think. Being able to see more of what’s ahead is really luxurious and makes the whole driving experience feel safer (for drivers, anyway.) That said, now that every car on the street is a damned SUV, you’d need a damned semi truck to gain any real visibility advantage. Driving a “normal” car is like being the only dwarf in the NBA.

I’d push for WFH and say that if work sucks over Zoom, “innovate” until it doesn’t. Kind of our bread and butter.

Imagine your favourite fancy restaurant suddenly adopts an extreme “Batman” theme. Same food, but just hardcore decorated a la the Dark Knight. You’d probably still go there, but you’d have a different time. And you’d reconsider the types of people you’d bring there, etc.

Brand is far more than the logo in the top corner, and I think marketing textbooks are going to use Twitter -> X as an example of how not to do things.

Hair in the photo doesn’t even seem to break any of those rules??

The South is quite a disgusting place.

Unreal 5 is… unreal.

It’s not blue states and red states. It’s cities and just about everywhere else.

In cities, people can’t so easily live with their heads up their asses and pretend their country is something else entirely.

Are there any US cities that vote R as a majority?

Edit: A few, but still. Where there are people, there is more liberalism:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/upshot/2020-election-map.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mayors_of_the_50_largest_cities_in_the_United_States

Good bot.

He should be in a pillory, carted around to major cities all over the US so everyone can get a chance to huck tomatoes at him.

History smells awful.

Only if we keep letting them.

Well Earth is about to pitch a fever to fight us off…

Because they both disrupted their respective markets with little more than an app.

It’s kind of infuriating how many un-punched Nazis there are out there.

But in doing so you illustrate how you miss the point.

We don’t drag Trump through the courts because we hate him. We hate him for his crimes, and the courts are where we prove them.