swab148

@swab148@lemm.ee
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Joined 12 months ago

ACAB (All Cardassians Are Born-tailors)

Complete with Squatty Potty!

So AI is Pokรฉmon now

Vince Vaughn?

I've also heard that some women prefer this system, that the chance of them being harassed is much lower in a segregated environment. I am also not a chess guy, but having been to many Magic tourneys, I can totally understand the thought process.

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I wish I was high on potenuse

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I need to do this, I need constant reminders that what I'm doing is nonsensical.

Yeah but they're playing mono-W so unless they draw into another plains, probably nothing too threatening is hitting the field.

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Are they federated?

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M'y'all and m'y'ain't

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I was born here and I can't move, so I guess I'll just bake.

Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face

What if mine are Dr. Who colored

Put source code

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Well then you have an excellently curated meme folder o7

KNOOK TAKES ROOK

Probably just someone with a lot of time on their hands and excellent meme skills.

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Run

Wow, I love that. I'm immediately adopting this into my verbiage.

Jerry Smith in 20 years

EA: notices ur OS

Marlboros are too expensive ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Not a movie, book, or TV show, but Jethro Tull's "Thick as a Brick" was supposed to be satirizing progressive rock, and turned into one of the best prog songs/albums ever made.

Google how to play chess

Yes, for the dry skin

owo

chuckles I'm in danger

I posted this exact meme there about two weeks ago lol

Edit: correction, three weeks, just looked it up

The creator of Jerboa (and actually, Lemmy itself) has said that he designed it to feel like Boost.

Me too, but also I've spent 23 years learning a very niche skill that has no carryover into other facets of a professional career! Here's hoping ๐Ÿคž

including changing my username.

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We need a bot for this.

The power to teleport 1m forwards.

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Keep your eyes on your own work there, superchief.

What is the right size?

I tried eating a Fat Jim but then I got banned from Grindr

Or maybe do some work on that sequel that they've been talking about for like, a decade now

Holy run-on sentence, Batman!

I'll bring queso!

Do NOT palm mute