You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect.

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I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?

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The power to teleport 1m forwards.

The object nearest you is also teleported to the same location as you but 1 meter above your head. It could still work in your favor if the object nearest you is a hat!

If we count clothes as objects then each time they teleport they'd be butt naked with their underwear on their head.

Everything in the whole universe also moves 1m forwards at the same time

Forwards is relative to the direction the Earth is traveling around the sun.

Your clothes and anything you are carrying don't teleport with you