I hate the anti-pattern of "Not Now". How about "No"?
I hate the anti-pattern of "Not Now". How about "No"?
I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun
Wouldn't this be a great opportunity to flood that hashtag with content that talks about project 2025? Or the Epstein list?
A politician who can admit when he's done something wrong? No wonder fox hates him.
What if we make it illegal to own more than 2 residential properties. Yes, 2. Why 2? Because it won't pull votes away from assholes with a summer house.
AND let's make it illegal for corporate entities to own livable units, and force them to sell via eminent domain within 180 days.
Please get fucking vaccinated
Maybe it's because the Cybertruck is a piece of shit, and so is Elon
Breaking: stupid poopie pants idiot baby throws tantrums because nobody likes him.
I call bullshit.
This just in: Trump poops his little baby diaper because he's a whiney little sissieboy
Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity
Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest
Search was solved in 1998.
How's about you do something about carbon emissions, fatal disease research, or food accessibility?
No shit Sherlock
I'm of the opinion that the alleged billionaire with his own cryptocurrency and publicly traded tech company should be able to afford a security guy.
Why not just hire cyber ninjas?
Well that's obviously bullshit
I think Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly would be interesting moderators.
Wait until you see what Misty says about her Pokemon
Harris and Buttigieg #HarriButt2024
Under his eye
He's going to outlast this democracy
I'd pay big money to see a prosecutor debate a criminal.
Elon Musk is what happens when a chronic masturbator gets really into himself.
Even if he did, SCOTUS just ruled he would be immune to prosecution.
It's a gender reveal
We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.
I phone bank with the DCCC and had a conversation with a woman last night about how she's morally against abortion, but still believe people should have access to abortion if they so choose.
I thought it was really heartwarming that she wasn't imposing her beliefs on all of America. It gave me hope
Nazis gunna Nazi 🤷♂️
He should pull the plug on the iron dome
I'm not a Republican, but I was genuinely curious to see Nikki Haley as the primary.
I was so giddy over Buttigieg in '20. Followed by Elizabeth Warren. Biden was my 4th or 5th pick, with Kamala just before Amy Klobachar at last place. She's just unlikeable.
That can be applied to pretty much everything I do.
I'll just side load it. Fuck you Google
What did Grant say?
Their job now is to serve governments surveillance data.
Greg Abbott didn't earn the nickname "hot wheels" for nothin.
You're probably right, unfortunately. I'm shooting for Andy Bashear (KY) or Roy Cooper (NC)
I'm not endorsing O'Reilly, but he and Stewart have good chemistry, one's a Democrat and the other is a Republican.
I have, and still believe, that Bill O'Reilly belongs in the depths of hell.
I did Nazi that coming
It doesnt matter if they do. It influences other young people to vote Harris.