tox_solid

@tox_solid@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Fucking Pearl Jam. I thought that was beans on a piece of toast.

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Be a lot cooler if they did.

Hey, check it out, poop guy's in town!

Former individual is just the politically correct way to say dead guy.

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You might be extra gay.

One of the special needs kids got naked in the bathroom, took a shit on the floor and rubbed it all over the walls and himself before strolling the halls ass naked and covered in his own shit. It was a wild scene, man.

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If we're being honest, I hate magazine less than I hate sublemmy.

Good satire works on multiple levels.

I'm not opposed to guns, but the idea of a less educated population having more of them doesn't quite sit right with me.

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The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

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It's no wonder people used to call it grass.

Debbie's a freak.

This is just plaid.

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I think it might be time to move on.

Most trusted source right now.

"Jam a bastard in it, you crap!"

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It's got its hooks in me.

Well said. The news outlets calling the protests a failure are making statements that they aren't qualified to make. Unless you have at least one foot in the fediverse, you really wouldn't have any way of knowing the extent of this paradigm shift.

Fair enough.

Kelek's breath man, when is the last time you ever heard of a highstorm outside of Roshar?

MY NAME IS PHIL

Unrelated, but I recently worked with a guy who was basically identical to the child thing in this meme.

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Look at all your different colored hats!

They're right, you know 😘

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Oh my god, it's the poop guy!

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🎶Put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

What about nursers or sciencers?

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We're all Ralph, deep down.

At least somebody is touching him 🥺

Lmao if I didn't go alone

I've always preferred smoking dry herb to vaping or edibles. It's the whole ritual of it, ya know? It's nice to just pause and pack a bowl on the porch.

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On holidays, my family insists on gathering together and sharing a meal. It's fucking terrible.

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I'm not one for mocking someones appearance, but he was a total cock so I'm gonna go ahead and mock his appearance.

When I was a kid we were all perfectly aware of the Popsicle brand, and we still called these things popsicles. Like how every tissue is a Kleenex, or every adhesive bandage is a Band-Aid.

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Use your imagination on this one.

Outward definitely has one of the most unique magic systems I've seen.

Definitely stud it, and throw some patches on that bad boy. I've seen some great patches with dog puns made to look like classic punk band logos.

I'm literally pooping right now. No wonder my life is a mess.

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Well, when your job is to menace the communities you are supposedly charged with protecting, all that extra attention can really be a bother.