Man now I want these clowns to ban jacking off so I can make that joke. No wait...

Can I have it? The 142 year waitlist for my green card has been less than easy.

Teach me!!

For me it would have to be BioShock infinite the gameplay, story, characters everything about it was amazing to me.

Happy birthday Squid!

thank mr skeltal

I used to be like that, first or last there's no second place. And then I realized I don't even care, this was instilled in me from childhood that I was stupid or worthless if I couldn't memorize things I would always fail. 32 years later I still can't remember shit but I'm one of the more crucial devs on my team that's basically their lead and logically irreplaceable but I know I am. All my friends are better at everything than I am, this is the only thing I have and now I see I'm starting to loose my intelligence as younger devs come in and I feel inadequate. But now I don't care enough anymore fire me bitch I'll go be a farmer or some shit, anything is better than enterprise development. I am also an idiot please don't take me seriously, I've had like 5 shots of whiskey.

Accountability buddy, only way I can keep up going to the gym 3 times a week is when someone goes with me. Nothing else worked.

Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2005) I thought it was just a gimmick when I first saw a friend play it and the tried it myself later at home and the graphics, the story, the cars, and the gameplay, everything blew me away. I still consider it the best Need for Speed game ever.

Lies and slander its 11:17

Same.

Is that similar to krokodile? I saw a doc earlier that showed people has severely necrotic limbs and kept injecting knowing full well they are rotting their appendages.

Rules for thee not for me.

Wait drive through bars are a thing?? Who in the absolute fuck thought that was a good idea.

Facepalm.

Same I do also enjoy the Diesel Thai varient, great high.

My dude you either have a really slow metabolic rate or you got tape worm. I'd lean toward the former since you haven't dided dude to malnutrition yet.

Lol well you could potentially have a condition named after you 😂

Ikr

Dang that sucks

To be fair she probably does.

I was rank 34 warlock serverwide in wow before I abandoned it. I already have a job don't want another.

Wendy's

First OS windows 95 First linux distro ubuntu Currently manjaro, windows 11, macos

There was this candy back home called Choco bytes, which was essentially one of the pipe wafer things that a filled with chocolate but cut into small pieces, they tasted amazing but I think they were sold at a loss and so Cadbury pulled them. Loved those things and can't get a close enough equivalent any more.

Yea I play it every once in a while with the widescreenfix, the only game I actually enjoy the motion blur.

I saw a lynx cat in th3 backyard of a place I was staying at in Washington it was very cool.

Women are you available today and a few now they're still pretty cool.

Overwhelmed in the ass.

I've been using the connect app as well and I'm waiting for sync for lemmy, on a side note have you figured a way to see new posts on top like on Reddit, when I set the post sort to hot I still see the same posts, and there no feature yet to hide seen posts. What's your experience been like?