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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 704 points –

For newer users, the 3 day no poop post was an legendary asklemmy post where OP asked how they could go three days without shitting. We never found out why.

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My dude you either have a really slow metabolic rate or you got tape worm. I'd lean toward the former since you haven't dided dude to malnutrition yet.

I have already wondered the latter too, but have taken pills that would kill them a few times in my life to make sure, so either they are the Futurama self-sustaining worms immune to poison (😂) or it's not that. 😅

Lol well you could potentially have a condition named after you 😂

Damn, those are usually the worst. 😅