vivavideri

@vivavideri@lemmy.world
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Joined 12 months ago

I love you.

Look, I don't have a dick, but fuck, man, 2 a day is 2 too many.

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I would slide them $5 for them to openly swear though

Does anyone know if he's had like.. significant head trauma at any point?

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I was a noodle ambassador, once upon a time.

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Okay but As a native north carolinian and a csi enthustiast, my only true beef with this and any other cinematic representation is... NC doesn't require front plates. Just the rear. So when people filming over in cali are all like, yo, pop this NC plate on the front bumper, I just.. i just lose it. From a continuity standpoint.

The csi zoom screw passes the vibe check for me, but the NC front plate does not lol

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GO TO THERAPY YOU TRAUMATIC FUCKS

I'm glad you're not an incel sicko. I hope you find what you're looking for<3

I have never once considered that to be a pre-bedtime possibility. Thank you, for broadening my horizons. (No /s, I'm genuinely pleased that you do this lol)

I had to go out on fmla several years ago. They only gave you 90 days officially, but since my boss liked me they waited till 120 to fire me. The other fun part is that short term disability only gave out a fraction of my income, AKA, not enough to pay rent & eat and stuff.

If your insurance has any sort of short term disability insurance, check it out. It's pennies, but it's better than no pennies.

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Lately?

I'm still a lil salty ngl

I concur with the dremel approach. Grind the shenanigans off and proceed as usual. Bonus spitepoints if you do antifa logo or something.

I love cars. Fixing them is a pain in the ass but a fun challenge. Driving them can be fun, too. But, I think I'd love some kickass, efficient, abundant, affordable public transportation even more.

God. We could have had it by now. It'd be so rad. But no.

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GOP's master plot of defunding public schools is years in the making in NC. Teacher pay, at least before I left, was one of the worst in the nation. As a result, this is sadly on point for the area.

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"For chick pants to have dude pants pockets"

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-waves nonbinarily (my uterus is homicidal quite often but since I'm not even remotely attempting to utilize it for its intended use, the gyn just shrugs nbd)

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A pair of earplugs and a sleep mask have been a game changer for me.

I don't know about y'all, but some of us gratuitously labia'd folk would sincerely get wrekt trying to pull that off lol

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I lurk!! But, thanks y'all.

Shhhh, that's exactly how the accent sounds!

Ghostbusters.

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I mean yeah, fuck cars, buuuuut, the infrastructure isn't gonna change overnight so we still need them. And while we wait for that to happen, might as well tinker with them, because it's fun.

c/mechanicadvice has been fun so far. Let me go find the link, 1 sec.

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The 1% could, theoretically, "fix it," if they so chose. Instead they buy twitter and showcase their insecurities on social media, or evade taxes, or pay insurmountable sums to lobbyists that in turn keep our politicians from doing fuck all.

Whereas most of us can't afford to own a house, or a car, or medication. You know.

For fucking real. Dude's a domestic terrorist.

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Do you know how hard it is to actually get citizenship outside of usa? If you don't work in a field that a country wants the website essentially says lol no (Ireland/Canada). They'd also quarantine the shit out of pets and traumatizing fluffy isn't really top of the list.

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My girlfriend tells me I have the magic touch because I usually pick out good ones. The issue I run into more than anything is how volatile any given produce department can be. Some places will only keep rock hard ones stocked, or maybe they have some regular early morning shopper who religiously buys all the ripe ones before you even get there.

If you're the sociable type, schmooze with the produce folks at Kroger/trader joe's and they'll probably be able to tell you when the best time is to come, or maybe they can be assed to leave more not-rock avocados out.

Well, firstly, you don't need a lot of time between tampons, technically -- so long as the absorption size isn't too crazy and you're changing them frequently enough. Secondly, fuck tampons, get a menstrual cup. For the uninitiated, it's a silicone doohickey essentially shaped like a bell that fits around the cervix. Learning curve? Yes. Squick factor? Probably. tons of sizes. Safer than tampons (see Toxic Shock Syndrome).

Pays for itself in a few months if you have heavy flow.

Bidet would be a little less necessary but still, if heated, v nice.

If I've had a rough second day I'll half-shower rinse, sure, but the merula xl is just about big enough to handle it otherwise.

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There's a million better ways to insult Caitlyn Jenner, such as referring to her as hot garbage!

I'd have to say.. April 25th. Not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket!

Reminds me of watership down

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Lemmy says trans rights!!

As a marginalized person, it tends to occur more often than not; but, it's not like that's necessarily unusual.

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I thought they'd done this already. They've been pestering for a while right?

For FUCKS SAKE why are you so THEATRICAL about nail trims? It's for your health! While we're at it let me tell you about toothbrushes..

Also probably review emergency disaster plans and tell them I love them lol

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Well, I guess once relay forces the update, I'm out again.

There's a couple subreddits with troves of info I frequent which makes it a hella pain in the ass to access on mobile.

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I thought popsockets were SO FUCKING STUPID......until I tried one.

I succumbed. I have tiny hands. Tiny, prematurely achy hands. The popsocket helps so much, and they send coupons occasionally for mounts.

Bonus: if your popsocket slides around on your mount, stick a rubber band on it or dunk it in plastidip, you're welcome lol

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Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I'm actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.

My Australian friend really puts it into perspective. Their benefits are accolades beyond anything USA will ever have in our lifetime. I hope the union movement really ramps up here lately so we can have some semblance of betterment.

If you have ungodly heavy cycles, I still have a coupon for 10% off a merula cup if you want it lolol (it's one of the higher capacity ones)