This is to be expected with low earth orbit (LEO) satellites. The orbit will decay fairly quickly and with so many satellites needed for a LEO constellation this is going to be business as usual. I’m curious if this number is any more than what they expected, but it’s not big news.

It’s a good thing Lincoln didn’t live today. With talk like that he would have been labeled a communist or enemy of the elite, and there probably would have been some conspiracy plot to kill him… oh wait.

Book Shrek absolutely F U C K S

How is this not the onion?

Taking a screen shot with your eyes

For once we can agree on something

They trying to say that you are dependent on the control of others and incapable of functioning on your own free will? Because fuck that.

People don’t realize how important this is. Loneliness and the fear of it is one of the biggest reasons why people fall into tribal thinking and extremism. Gangs, neo nazis, even flat earth groups survive because lonely people can find a sense of community in them. People don’t wear maga hats because they look good, they do it to make new friends.

A boring dystopia

Well they did remove the don’t be evil motto… guess it didn’t fit their business model

The Kiwi, the beloved, flightless, national bird of New Zealand

It must be there’s no way this is real.

Oh dip, nice username

They’re tankies in the original sense. The word came from an incident where there was an actual honest to god socialist movement when workers were seizing the means of production, and “communist” Russia sent literal tanks to shut it down. A reporter happened to observe the whole thing in person and tried to write up the story, but his editors would only print the official U.N. statement that the tanks were stopping a fascist movement.

But is it worse than tricking other people to work 40+ hours a week doing whatever you say and giving you most of the value they create? Because that’s the other option.

Plus if you buy a bunch of houses you can get them to give back most of the money you pay them.

“Basic economics still works, more at 11”

You couldn’t just download one more app about being Jewish to have a full page? This is making my eye twitch.

I mean he did all but use the phrase “blood and soil.” No surprise he’s copying off shitler’s notes.

Perfectionists have a hard time doing anything where perfection isn’t achievable

Halberds and riot shields in a spartan phalanx

People who think smokers smoke for the flavor are not in touch with reality. This will do nothing for public health.

Yes, this is why it’s called autism spectrum disorder now. It’s a damn shame because I would love to say I have ass burger’s, but alas.

So much fun you’ll fallout laughing

Just subscribe to subs you want a use that.

As an aside, both the Democratic and Republican parties are right of center liberalism (as in there should be a free market with some degree of regulation to protect the public i.e the FDA). Centrism between those is just being slightly less conservative than your average Republican.

True centrism is halfway between fascism and communism.

Republican programmers are going to have rethink some things after this

You think this plastic can contain me, jon?

Is this… is this real?

Yeah but he’s just a little guy

Fun fact, the liver is capable of regeneration. If Mario doesn’t take the whole thing it will eventually grow back.

Same, in high school I did a last minute science fair project and got 3rd place in LA county

Feed me Seymour

I hope they get you next time, dingus.

Didn’t stop me

Who gives a shit?

The left has lost their minds! One year olds should carry their pregnancies to term, think about the children!!

Literally doing this right now

I used a high powered laser to burn away each hair follicle one at a time over months

Oldie but a goodie

Ahh volcanoes the most dangerous kind of canoes

Only got 300 miles on it, practically brand new!