Do I have incredibly weak thumbs, or does this instruction exist on boxes just to mess with us?AcornCarnage@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 500 points – 11 months ago97Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsYou're not extending your chi through your finger when you push. The instructions take that for granted, but they really should be more specific.I tried extending my chi, but it just made my jar of salsa fall on the floor and shatter.You didn’t expand your ki so you didn’t notice the chili fall. Idiot.I think you’re confusing your chi with your penis.
You're not extending your chi through your finger when you push. The instructions take that for granted, but they really should be more specific.I tried extending my chi, but it just made my jar of salsa fall on the floor and shatter.You didn’t expand your ki so you didn’t notice the chili fall. Idiot.I think you’re confusing your chi with your penis.
I tried extending my chi, but it just made my jar of salsa fall on the floor and shatter.You didn’t expand your ki so you didn’t notice the chili fall. Idiot.I think you’re confusing your chi with your penis.
You're not extending your chi through your finger when you push. The instructions take that for granted, but they really should be more specific.
I tried extending my chi, but it just made my jar of salsa fall on the floor and shatter.
You didn’t expand your ki so you didn’t notice the chili fall. Idiot.
I think you’re confusing your chi with your penis.