You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 114 points – 1 years agoself-explanatory!!263Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsTelekinesis!But the strain and concentration required causes you to dump your drawers.Proctologists hate this one weird trick!You can be in the shit a lot with powers like telekinesis huhHe should team up with 'Fly with farts'It only works when nobody's looking, and everyone just thinks you were using your hands.
Telekinesis!But the strain and concentration required causes you to dump your drawers.Proctologists hate this one weird trick!You can be in the shit a lot with powers like telekinesis huhHe should team up with 'Fly with farts'It only works when nobody's looking, and everyone just thinks you were using your hands.
But the strain and concentration required causes you to dump your drawers.Proctologists hate this one weird trick!You can be in the shit a lot with powers like telekinesis huhHe should team up with 'Fly with farts'
Telekinesis!
But the strain and concentration required causes you to dump your drawers.
Proctologists hate this one weird trick!
You can be in the shit a lot with powers like telekinesis huh
He should team up with 'Fly with farts'
It only works when nobody's looking, and everyone just thinks you were using your hands.