You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 114 points – 1 years agoself-explanatory!!264Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsCan spontaneously manifest any variety of cheeseYou're constantly followed by an army of mice that want to eat your cheese.Can't control when you do it.Oh I'd pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤I see no downsides.Lactose intollerantIt appears from a random bodily orifice each time, and never the same one twice.Cheese becomes tastelessBut you have no control over where and when.At the rate of one gram per hour.
Can spontaneously manifest any variety of cheeseYou're constantly followed by an army of mice that want to eat your cheese.Can't control when you do it.Oh I'd pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤I see no downsides.Lactose intollerantIt appears from a random bodily orifice each time, and never the same one twice.Cheese becomes tastelessBut you have no control over where and when.At the rate of one gram per hour.
Can't control when you do it.Oh I'd pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤I see no downsides.
Oh I'd pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤
Can spontaneously manifest any variety of cheese
You're constantly followed by an army of mice that want to eat your cheese.
Can't control when you do it.
Oh I'd pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤
I see no downsides.
Lactose intollerant
It appears from a random bodily orifice each time, and never the same one twice.
Cheese becomes tasteless
But you have no control over where and when.
At the rate of one gram per hour.