Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat

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Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat
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I didn't know the meme or who this person is, and I know about as much about vibrating sex toys as I know about chess- just the basics, I'm not an expert.

  1. how can someone cheat at chess?
  2. how can someone cheat at chess using a vibrator????
  1. Have an accomplice feeding the game into a computer to figure out the best move to make next.

  2. Send the information to the chess player using Morse code butt vibrations.

Now that's dedication to winning the sport. Ingenuity knows no bounds.

I see, a wide array of skills and strict organisation.

  1. you use a super genius AI
  2. you stick it in the ass, and have your partner play a genius AI, partner mimicking the real opponents moves, then somehow coordinate the AIs move to you using the vibrator.

Its convoluted but technically not impossible