You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 263 points – 9 months agoI'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.346Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsMy toes are unstubbableWow now this is the superpower I want. Iād walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!Then good luck to your shin.Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.Ah, the shins of a hockey player.....And step on the catBe careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes. Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.No-one said anything about a monkey's paw!The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don't own any LEGO.Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that's a pretty good tradeoff
My toes are unstubbableWow now this is the superpower I want. Iād walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!Then good luck to your shin.Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.Ah, the shins of a hockey player.....And step on the catBe careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes. Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.No-one said anything about a monkey's paw!The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don't own any LEGO.Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that's a pretty good tradeoff
Wow now this is the superpower I want. Iād walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!Then good luck to your shin.Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.Ah, the shins of a hockey player.....And step on the cat
Then good luck to your shin.Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.Ah, the shins of a hockey player.....
Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.Ah, the shins of a hockey player.....
Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes. Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.No-one said anything about a monkey's paw!
The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don't own any LEGO.Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that's a pretty good tradeoff
My toes are unstubbable
Wow now this is the superpower I want. Iād walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
Then good luck to your shin.
Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.
Ah, the shins of a hockey player.....
And step on the cat
Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.
Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.
No-one said anything about a monkey's paw!
The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don't own any LEGO.
Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that's a pretty good tradeoff