Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 417 points – 12 months ago15Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsMost ducks are thinking about rape not murderExactly. It's a duck, not a goose.Neither, actually. He's trash birdAre ducks rapists?Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphinsSo much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males. https://hirvikota.wordpress.com/2023/09/27/mallard-duck-the-hidden-side-of-sex-the-scientist-magazine/ I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆I’ll never be able to watch flipper againI nominate you as a volunteer to find out
Most ducks are thinking about rape not murderExactly. It's a duck, not a goose.Neither, actually. He's trash birdAre ducks rapists?Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphinsSo much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males. https://hirvikota.wordpress.com/2023/09/27/mallard-duck-the-hidden-side-of-sex-the-scientist-magazine/ I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆I’ll never be able to watch flipper againI nominate you as a volunteer to find out
Are ducks rapists?Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphinsSo much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males. https://hirvikota.wordpress.com/2023/09/27/mallard-duck-the-hidden-side-of-sex-the-scientist-magazine/ I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆I’ll never be able to watch flipper againI nominate you as a volunteer to find out
Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphinsSo much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males. https://hirvikota.wordpress.com/2023/09/27/mallard-duck-the-hidden-side-of-sex-the-scientist-magazine/ I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆I’ll never be able to watch flipper again
So much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males. https://hirvikota.wordpress.com/2023/09/27/mallard-duck-the-hidden-side-of-sex-the-scientist-magazine/ I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆
Most ducks are thinking about rape not murder
Exactly. It's a duck, not a goose.
Neither, actually.
He's trash bird
Are ducks rapists?
Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphins
So much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males.
https://hirvikota.wordpress.com/2023/09/27/mallard-duck-the-hidden-side-of-sex-the-scientist-magazine/
I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆
I’ll never be able to watch flipper again
I nominate you as a volunteer to find out