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Yes, it's very meta.

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You've put an absurd amount of thought into this, and I appreciate that.

Introverts unite... online. Separately.

At the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.

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Yes, but this guy is even MORE French.

They've "gone too far" telling schools to feed all hungry children? It boggles my mind that these people can't see they're the bad guys.

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Jesus Christ. "This safety feature is so goddamn inconvenient!"

Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

It's a lyric from an Abba song, "Can you hear the drums, Fernando?".

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Eyyyy! I got mine for $3 from a garage sale. I buy toner every couple of years.

Time for you to post then! I never posted much on Reddit but I'm making an effort on Lemmy to help it succeed.

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That certainly puts a different, scarier spin on the headline.

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Thank you for the clarification.

Just looks like working smarter, not harder to me.

If I go to sleep early, I just lie there until it's my usual sleep time. My body is very stubborn about it.

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Sure, but I'm tired from being up too early lol.

I haven't heard of any of these and they are fantastic! Thank you for sharing.

Yeah, a lot of them seem to be real names with a couple of letters switched, added or removed.

That's true, I don't! Is it pronounced the same in all regions of France? Does Quebec French pronounce it differently? I know very little about French, this just made me laugh.

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Let's hope they're never on fire, then.

Worcestershire, but otherwise yeah.

Do you need a cookie?

They're all over the place, but here's an Instagram account that posts original raccoon memes: https://instagram.com/nocturnaltrashposts?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Passionately in favour.

Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

I've never had one last that long, so I second commenters saying to check in with a doctor. However, my go-tos are caffeine (usually chilled cola), paracetamol and ibuprofen, placing a cold wet cloth over my eyes and/or the back of my neck. In addition to darkness and quiet, of course. This regimen doesn't make my migraines go away, but it takes the edge off and makes them more bearable. I hope any of this helps you out, good luck!

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It looks like a tiny baguette.

Well, it'd be awkward if he was a ghost. Best to check.

They're just trying to stop the area from becoming methy.

As the old saying goes, he lacks the depth and warmth.

One of my favourites, thank you for reminding me it exists.

I don't mean to besmirch the original commenter's honour, but I read it as the tart will be in the coffin, having passed.

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So, it's a banger then?

I enjoyed your transcript just as much as the photo, thank you!

Good bot

As you see, he has moustache to spare!

That sounds very similar to Desiderata.

Edit: whoops, I meant the Serenity Prayer. Desiderata is also very good though.

For those who don't know it: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference.

I'm Atheist, but it's still helpful to me.

Aww, all tuckered out.

No problem, I'm glad you've found something that helps!

Oh my goodness, Goose is so tiny!