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I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I've been angry that he lied about his age all this time.

I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you're bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.

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This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn't work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

Congratulations, you can now get anyone's prescription! If only the pharmacy had a way to stop this exploit!

When the dog dies because it didn't get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.

The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.

You call yourself a dog owner and don't celebrate their birthday?

No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it's their birthday anyway.

They do get fruit for Christmas though.

I adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her 'real' birthday, but I dont trust it.)

You know her real birthday but you don't trust it?

Do you not trust your own real birthday either? 🤔

If it's out of a rescue group, its going to be made up anyway. They almost never know the real dog age, just a good guess. They would have to be an abandoned litter, and even that probably has an error margin of a few days to a week depending on how young they are.

Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth

Well we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that's their birthday. They do not seem to care.

Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.

google translate better get cracking