Say goodbye to the COVID-19 vaccination card. The CDC has stopped printing themcomfortablyglum@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world – 264 points – 9 months agoapnews.com69Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsHey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?I'm still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am...Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn't activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie? Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal..."iTS BeCaUsE wE sToPpEd ThEm!" magical thinking morons Wasn’t it considered a conspiracy that they would even exist at all?
Hey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?I'm still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am...Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn't activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie? Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal..."iTS BeCaUsE wE sToPpEd ThEm!" magical thinking morons Wasn’t it considered a conspiracy that they would even exist at all?
I'm still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am...Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn't activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie? Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal...
Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn't activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie? Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss
2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal...
Hey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?
I'm still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am...
Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn't activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?
Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.
Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss
2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal...
"iTS BeCaUsE wE sToPpEd ThEm!"
Wasn’t it considered a conspiracy that they would even exist at all?