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Friday the 13th part 65: Jason the Ultimate Cockblocker

Sure he kills a few sexed up teens, but have you ever noticed how often he kills people after they poop? It's like at least 2 in every movie, and they never have time to wipe!

Jason is the dirty butt killer

I don’t think he intends to use the machete to block his cock