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Friday the 13th part 65: Jason the Ultimate Cockblocker

Sure he kills a few sexed up teens, but have you ever noticed how often he kills people after they poop? It's like at least 2 in every movie, and they never have time to wipe!

Jason is the dirty butt killer

I don’t think he intends to use the machete to block his cock

But it's Saturday the 14th so Jason is one day late.

Yeah, those kids aren’t even at the camp anymore, they all went out for a morning-after pill.