What single item improved the quality of your life over you got it? (Buyed it/got as present/made it)

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I installed something like this next to my toilet a couple of month ago and it changed my life. Costs like 30 bucks, it takes 3 single sheets to dry my clean ass. Whiping shit left to right up and down until it stops sticking feels so barbaric now.

I have heard it front to back, back to front, up or down, but never have I heard of a left-right wiper.

Back to front only works for about half the population unless you like getting yeast infections...

But have you heard of the circular wipe haha

I'm sorry, but I'm not about to Mr. Miyagi my butthole. Seems ill advised 🤣

Yeah, neither "paint the fence" or "wax the floor" seem to be about removing a substance as much as spreading it around...