Elephants? I'm sorry that's just wrong. They trample over everything. I think you'll find my fine fellow Mister Zebra over here is a far more suitable candidate 🦓
Yet you will find that the true power is held by the parliament of owls.
Do they even give a hoot? 🦉
They give SEVERAL hoots!
They don't care, though 🤷
I know an especially frightening owl that does.
There's a Babar remake. But he was an autocratic totalitarian.
Elephants for President
Elephants? I'm sorry that's just wrong. They trample over everything. I think you'll find my fine fellow Mister Zebra over here is a far more suitable candidate 🦓
Yet you will find that the true power is held by the parliament of owls.
Do they even give a hoot? 🦉
They give SEVERAL hoots!
They don't care, though 🤷
I know an especially frightening owl that does.
There's a Babar remake. But he was an autocratic totalitarian.
Giraffe for pm!
Elephants miss the fine details of the world.
I'd suggest owls instead, they look wise.