Chronic traumatic encephalopathy

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Life expectancy of football players is 59 years. Life expectancy for average, fast food-eating, healthcare-using Americans is 79 years.

I'll take the latter, thanks.

Modern life expectancy statistics don't include people who have grown up from birth eating micro-plastic infused fried chicken blend