Tesla Model X Owner Has Had Enough Of Minimalism, Adds Physical Buttons
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Tesla Model X Owner Has Had Enough Of Minimalism, Adds Physical Buttons::Tesla Model X owner from China has attached a panel of physical buttons to the vehicle's main control unit for quicker access to some key functions.
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I want jackknife switches for every function, all wired to go chokBZAK and throw sparks at me every time I use my turn signal. Mad science maximalist aesthetics.
jackknife switch
Thanks for the visual. This helps
I'm imagining a dashboard bristling with these, to control everything from door locks to wipers.
Maybe a few big red buttons and flashing toggle buttons too, case depending.
It'd be a horrible experience to drive, which is itself a net benefit.
Don't forget the safety covers
I think I just realized something. I don't want a car, I want a flashing fidget toy that can zap me and make sudden noises.
Dude those are fucking quality right there! I kind of want that
So, in the future when self driving is a thing, you have most people napping or watching their favorite drama in 2 second clips between 5 second commercials, and then there's you. Fully entertained you, cackling while randomly flipping hundreds of switches that aren't quite aligned, each one making a spark on contact and doing something innocuous like changing the color of the interior accent lights.
Probably still be walking places like some kind of asshole