Push It Somewhere Else

Albin Jose@lemmings.worldbanned from sitebanned from site to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 374 points –
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No one in the world wants your shitty Florida, especially that part of the world. You're going to have to think of a more permanent 'sunken without warning' solution.

Europe has a serious lack of wooded swampland.. you need to consider this a little.. with one move, you could satisfy all your swamp needs for centuries to come probably.. and you get gators as a bonus.. that continent hasn't seen large aquatic reptilians in millions of years.. the kids will be excited, i guarantee it..

AND it comes with Disney World + Universal Studios? The kids will love it! You gotta take that deal. Think of the children!

Take it. Come on. Please.

We got our swamps, but then came the Dutch and they defeated the sea.

you'll have to keep the Dutch out completely.. setup check points around the Alps so none get through with shovels..

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