Would work on me

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 951 points –
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My high ass would be tryna make friends with the forest king there.

I would ride it. I'd absolutely ride that thing on acid!

This is why we need OG fairy tales back, the ones that end with drunk and rude people served for dinner at the Forest King's Feast.

How is it rude? You'd be disrespectful not to ride him! Show a little respect to the forest king and take the ride when it's offered