Would work on me

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 951 points –
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"Yeah so after dropping the acid I went on a walk and met the god of nature, in the form of a deerclops. Was pretty good, gonna do that again soon"

my first acid trip was at a haunted house, now you would think that would be "scary" but the goddamn line was so long the entire peak of my trip was standing in line

This is why I don't go to haunted houses: The lines are fucking ridiculous

And then the theater majors try to scare you in line but it's mostly concerning because a theater major is waving a tool at you and you don't trust their physical coordination.

My high ass would be tryna make friends with the forest king there.

I would ride it. I'd absolutely ride that thing on acid!

This is why we need OG fairy tales back, the ones that end with drunk and rude people served for dinner at the Forest King's Feast.

How is it rude? You'd be disrespectful not to ride him! Show a little respect to the forest king and take the ride when it's offered

That thing is literally a 30 minute drive from my house. It's actually a really cool sculpture

I get the chance to see it in person pretty often as well. It's definitely the coolest sculpture in the park. And the only one I've seen randomly show up around the Internet.

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