Dr. Coomer

@Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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Joined 10 months ago

Hello Gordon.

Bitch, you couldn't get one for a year cause of how quickly they were flying off the shelves. The fuck you mean it didn't sell well?

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Best reason I could find for this is related to the DeLorean since it also uses stainless steel. Apparently, the reason it doesn't rust easily is because of a high chromium content in the steel, so maybe tesla used cheaper stainless steel.

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If you don't know how to drive a truck, please don't. Just dont.

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Why is their another lay of flesh and hair on the head?

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When preparing/working on a machine, TURN IT OFF. IT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST STEP WHEN REPAIR ANY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

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Let me get this straight, you can steal an nft but you can't own an nft?

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A literal excerpt from re4 remake: Date: April 13 I shared the news of my achievement with that pretentious bastard colleague of mine. His face went white! Then, he started scribbling something in his notebook. I thought he'd be impressed, but instead, he actually had the nerve to warn me of the so-called dangers.

He's a fool. I have everything under control.

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The subject went wild and escaped from its cryogenic tank.

I was the real fool.

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Why would you want this?

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Well, this isn't the first time ai became racist.

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Correction: we are those things piloting the fleshbag.

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Why does your monitor have a bullet hole?

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Let me get this straight. Zhang Xun and his forces of 60,000 people were in a battle or conflict for so long that they ran out of food, ate the horses, and the procedure to resort to cannibalism, first starting with the woman, then the old men, then the young boys, and then from there picking the weakest of the group that was left for who would get eaten next until the force was down to 400 survivors? And they considered it acceptable losses?

Southpark isn't sued as far as I know, but they have received massive criticism and even death threats from terrorists organizations.

Why do you get a jeep?

Dear God, they're going seismic

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You know what. Pirate everything.

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FUCK YOU AND YOUR EMPTY MOONS, IM GONNA ENSLAVE PIKACHU

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"My child, git gud."

I find it funny that the odyssey takes just as long, if not longer, than the Trojan war, both of which lasted 20 years.

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They could what?

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"I WANT TO EAT THE FLESH OF GOD"

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Does anyone happen to have the specific persons handbook on how to operate a m1 Abrams?

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My brother in christ, go to the hospital.

The worst part is this isn't the first time I've seen this image.

Wrong, Google maps can track him and I've heard him in the middle on the night.

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Ok, I've actually figured out how to punish a masochist. The trick is to ignore them. They like pain and humiliation, so just deny them both.

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"ALRIGHT, THE SAFE WORD IS 'POLICE BRUTALITY'."

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New fear unlocked

That coconuts falling on people's heads kills more people than shark attacks. It's was literally an experiment to see how far a lie could spread, and now it's used by many as an actual fact.

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Ethan from payday 2.

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ITS 2008?

Some say, in some walmarts and home depot, she roams the speakers year round.

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legalize nuclear bombs

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I need a translator at this point. What is even being said?

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