What petty hill will you die on?
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For me I say that a truck with a cab longer than its bed is not a truck, but an SUV with an overgrown bumper.
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For me I say that a truck with a cab longer than its bed is not a truck, but an SUV with an overgrown bumper.
Unless it's boiled before they bake it, it's not a fucking bagel, it's doughnut-shaped bread. Bagels also do not contain blueberries, and any suggestion to the contrary should be met with a swift ass whooping.
Blueberry bagels are my second favorite. Spank me daddy
Well that escalated quickly
Heathen. Destroyer of all that is good. What is your first favorite?
This made me think, "Everything" bagels don't actually include blueberries, but it's literally supposed to contain everything! Irrefutable proof that blueberries can't be in bagels