Trump: Millions Would Be Alive if 2020 Vote 'Wasn't Rigged'

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Trump: Millions Would Be Alive if 2020 Vote 'Wasn't Rigged'
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I don’t know if him suffering a stroke next October would be good or bad for the planet. He doesn’t deserve an exit without paying his debt to humanity but I’d take it if it means we can right this ship, not sure if that’s on the table though

People like him rarely face justice. I'd be content if he had a stroke. Although I admit I'd be more content if, "his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain" as Douglas Adams once said of one of the universe's worst poets.

"... And that, children, is why there's a statue dedicated to Donald Trump's major intestine!"

A stroke doesn't always kill you. Sometimes it locks you into a paralysis state. I'm pretty sure Trump doesn't have any kind of DNR order, so there's always hope for cosmic justice.

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