Technically a fishing license is a license to kill.. Only to a small percentage of the earth's population

vrek@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 179 points –
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You don't need a license to kill tomatoes. nom

If they are somebody else's tomatoes you need a thieving license.

You get a thieving license can you steal from the license off to get your application fee back?

I'm conflicted about this. Fruits and vegetables are sacrificial lambs created by the plants for the express purpose of getting eaten so that they can spread their seeds. In a way, they're trojan horses of seeds.