'Couldn't See Anymore:' Bored Ape Conference Attendees Wake Up With Searing Eye Pain, Vision Loss

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They thought it would be the "can't make babies" kind of sterilization. They were just trying to help prevent the creation of more crypto bros.

Scarcity creates wealth, according to their logic. In 2047 when all but the last two cryptobros have died from ingesting the LD-50 of jaegerbombs, those last remaing, blind, hairless brain damaged cryptobros will be valued at trillions.

Only until there's one left. The second to last one keels off this mortal coil and immediately all their combined wealth disappears due to lack of demand.

"Where is there a eugenics lab we can rent some sperm and egg sterilization lamps from?"