Well at least I'm gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it 'within 10 years' instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.
I predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die.
I can guarantee I'm a better prophet than they are.
You guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I'm expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.
Me too, but my wireless signal has never been better.
pearly Gates
Subtle. I like it.
Not dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can't be a coincidence.
Well at least I'm gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it 'within 10 years' instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.
I predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die.
I can guarantee I'm a better prophet than they are.
You guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I'm expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.
Me too, but my wireless signal has never been better.
Subtle. I like it.
Not dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can't be a coincidence.