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Chris Remington@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 296 points –
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Please do not freeze your shit and bring it to the airport.

I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

My body freezes shit in me for 36 hours just before, during and then after the flight.

"I'm sorry TSA officer, it's clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane"